This is my life. I get up in the morning. trip over things, put on the kettle. I go online to check email and crap, sit on IRC. Then I smoke, drink some foul-ass coffee with a chemical mass larger than uranium out of a cup that hasn't been washed since 1997, shower, don't shave, tie my hair back, and go out either to pour pints for men at least twice my age, if not older than god. Apart from coding, photoshop, drawing and eating (infrequently), that's precisely it. Oh and going to the shittiest nightclub in the world once a week, that has taps that don't work, holes in the walls, watered-down beer and more STDs than Paris Hilton.